I'm 45 and still can't grow facial hair, meanwhile:

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 11/13/2019 at 14:09 • Filed to: shitpost

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Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/13/2019 at 14:14

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I seem to be able to grow hair everywhere except for one little spot just below my lower lip and above my chin that stays baby smooth. Follicles are weird things.

Also, that is one of the top 5 stupidest grooming choices I’ve ever seen.

CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/13/2019 at 14:25

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Well this guy can only grow mustaches so there’s that.

PartyPooper2012 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/13/2019 at 14:36

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Fear what you started... it is.... MOVEMBER...

Might grow two mustaches ... because i can. 

MonkeePuzzle > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/13/2019 at 14:42

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MonkeePuzzle 11/13/2019 at 14:43

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Those eye brows do...

user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/13/2019 at 14:54

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I have a mustache and goatee, but if I try to do a full beard there’s a break between my sideburns and the rest. 

user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/13/2019 at 14:56

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It’s like he’s missing all his facial hair, and raided a cheap set of fake mustaches to replace everything. 

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/13/2019 at 15:05

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Somebody had to.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > MonkeePuzzle 11/13/2019 at 15:54

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those are eye mustaches

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/13/2019 at 16:30

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I’d happily trade some facial hair for some extra hair to start growing where my hair is thinning out on top like this:

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/13/2019 at 17:38

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I have much less than that.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/14/2019 at 06:34

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Human equivalent of a Citroen!

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/14/2019 at 06:36

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You sir are a perfect candidate for a comb over...

FFS... don't.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 11/14/2019 at 11:49

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Nah... I’ll just do the comb-BACK...